FINISHED TRACKS > Right Humpster

Mastered track 7 of 12:

Right Humpster by Cynicism Management


RIGHT HUMPSTER

(CH:)
Right, Humpster!
Do your nasty thing!
Be what you are!
Let the frolicking begin!
Right, Humpster!
Do your nasty thing!
Be what you are!
Let the frolicking begin!

Her bulging eyes at three a.m.
I really wish I'd give a damn
My eyelids kiss
My upper lip
Indeed this is a vile routine

(CH:) 2x

She's watery eyed like frogs in heat
Ignoring me, my every plead
When bonecrumbed dump
Spills everywhere
Repugnant, yes! But it's the end

(CH:)

Right, right, right
Right
Right, Humpster
Right
Right, Humpster
Right, right, right, Humpster

(CH:)

FINISHED TRACKS > Life Malignant

Here goes No. 6 of 12, an exceedingly sunny and optimistic track, simply radiating the so-called "positive energy":

Life Malignant by Cynicism Management

 LIFE MALIGNANT

Every day and every weeknight
I get more cancerous
Each endeavour every stage fright
Gets me cancerous

Every weeknight
Every stage fright

Every time I close my eyes
I get more cancerous
Sometimes I get caught by surprise
And get more cancerous

Every weeknight
Is the same plight

(CH:) 2x
Sleeping pills say let go
But reason murmurs don't know
It's out there stalking me
And it wants me cancerous

I'm complaining whining pining
Pondering this curse
But I go on, although declining
Shitting long-shat turds

Every weeknight
Everyday plight

(CH:) 2x

FINISHED TRACKS > Iniquity

Iniquity, the fifth mastered track for the upcoming album:

Iniquity by Cynicism Management


INIQUITY

Put me up and put me down
Mercy fuck me then turn around
Ready-made as I serve any whim
Then I'm disassembled
Limb from limb

(CH:)
Sometimes when I snap
I turn on you
You cross the line
I cross it too
I feel disdain
You feel the pain
Again

I've been had you took the piss
But made me feel I have been amiss
I'll just leave you to bleed to death
And you'll thank me as you
Gasp for breath

(CH:)

You are lying
So I keep prying
I swear
I will hunt you down
Won't make a sound

Abruptly I can see this might be iniquity
Abruptly I can see this might be iniquity

(CH:)

You are lying
So I keep prying
I swear
I will hunt you down
Won't make a sound

Maybe we could all agree that this might truly be iniquity
Maybe we could all agree that this might truly be iniquity

This might be iniquity
This might be iniquity

FINISHED TRACKS > Herbal Haze

Here goes the master of Herbal Haze, the fourth track from the upcoming album Tit:

Herbal Haze by Cynicism Management


HERBAL HAZE

Welcome dear tainted dawn
Are you to stay here long?
I plan to stay away
From your big brother day

Hello my trusted friend
Ready to make amends?
I'm yearning for your touch
Why cope with drudgery much?

(CH:)
And while I listen to them breathing
I want to see them fast receding
Longing for its touch
I know I don't want too much

Lead the day
And get sick get sick of it
Speed the day
There's much so much of it
Free the day
Roll it up and shrug it off
Heed your way
Feel it calling

(CH:)

Herbal haze became my face
Herbal haze became my face

FINISHED TRACKS > Four-Circle Penile Substitute

Here is the master of the third track from the upcoming album Tit by Cynicism Management:

Four-Circle Penile Substitute by Cynicism Management


FOUR-CIRCLE PENILE SUBSTITUTE

Such display of sound and vision
I've got what it takes
No indecision
I don't make mistakes
I own highways roads and side streets
Alleys know my name
With utter precision
I'm driving them insane

I'm the smartest smoothest best
Way above you and all the rest
I stop for no one
I am like the wind possessed
Every day I rub and polish
That which makes me me
All I can wish for
And everyone can see

(CH:)
All my life I wanted these four circles
Greeting me each day, greeting me each day
All my life I wanted these four circles
Taking me away, taking me away

Then one day some stupid cunt
Dares to make me swerve
I stop for no one
Damn she's got some nerve
Then the circles of my life
Get stamped into my head
Now I'm the greatest
Even though I'm dead

(CH:)

FINISHED TRACKS > Bad Bad Boy

OK... A month after we thought the album was about to be finished - to the day - it is now IN FACT done. Mastered. Complete. Over and done with. Yippee! In the previous FINISHED TRACKS post you can hear the updated track Another Place Another Time, which has been tweaked a bit during this time.

Starting today I'll publish a track a day, in the alphabetical order as we still haven't decided on the order of the tracks yet, until all 12 fabulous compositions, part of the the upcoming album with a monumentally poetic title "Tit", are here. So here goes the second one...

Bad Bad Boy by Cynicism Management


BAD BAD BOY

I've been a bad bad boy I've been a bad bad boy
I've been a bad bad boy I've been a bad bad boy

All the wants that I may have
Tremble at my mother's stare
I implore her to desist
This thing she does

I've been watching her grow old
Never penetrated, cold
I have never even grasped
The sin

I've been a bad bad boy
Got little hamster legs in my secret drawer
Therefore I hide till I can hide no more
I've been a bad bad boy
I have her visit my mind
Make her my own whore
Therefore I loathe
Till I can loathe no more

I've been a bad bad boy I've been a bad bad boy
I've been a bad bad boy I've been a bad bad boy

I grow older she grows old
I've been hiding things untold
It's been years and I am
Unrepentant

But she steals the cellar key
I make her stay eternally
Now I love her quietly
She's watching

I've been a bad bad boy
My little hamster legs I carry in my pockets
I no longer run 'cause I can run no more
I've been a bad bad boy
Those children's shoes
In my cellar locker
They're all just for you
So you can love me too

Bad bad boy

FINISHED TRACKS > Another Place Another Time

The first finished track from the upcoming album Tit has just arrived from mastering:

Another Place Another Time by Cynicism Management


ANOTHER PLACE ANOTHER TIME

Incomplete
A fading vision
I still roam this darkened city
Altered and disguised
Stranger streets
With every season
As I sit there unperceived
And ponder our demise

Turned the tides
And wasted many months of
Slipping grips on what we thought
That some day might become
Something has gone
And hastened by while I
Returned time after time
To glimpse the things undone

(CH:)
Another place another time
Oh we used to be whole
Another place another time
Oh we used to be whole

All those long lost
Trains of thought end up
Derailed as I blend finally
With shadows you can't see
There I remain
A distant grain of memory
An epitaph a footnote
Signed yours respectfully

(CH 2x:)

Yay, mixing done!

The day is finally here: mixing is done, jeez, what a pain in the behind it was... Maybe the next album should be less maximalist, less baroque, not so excessively intricate... Yeah, sure.

Anyway, today the tracks are heading into mastering, which will be taken care of by our pals at 808 Mastering! 

Yippee... ...now maybe I can finally work on something else for a change :D

Yay, vocals finally done!

YAY, finally done cleaning up, tweaking and polishing the final vocal takes for the upcoming Cynicism Management album. The final pre-master mixes are to be finished in a couple of weeks.

August band practice

Managed to organise a two-day band practice session despite the heat and August attitude. Tracks No. 9 and 10 done, two to go and we'll be able to play everything on the upcoming first album, which is around 80 minutes of suspicious tunes. A lot more work is to be done on the backing vocals and the second guitar, though.